Mar. 30th, 2017

Well.

Mar. 30th, 2017 12:02 am
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
Day one of SW fanfic drabble, an it has more hits and kudos than all my other works combined. Hrpmph.

Headcanon

Mar. 30th, 2017 03:51 am
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
Given that we are ofter told that, socially speaking, the Blessed Virgin Mary was probably well under the age of 20 when her cousin conceived the prophet John, and given that the average age of menopause in a pre-industrial society is generally over 40, and given that she and Elizabeth were sisters and seemed much closer than the usual run of sisters with a gap of two or more decades, I posit that Zechariah, father of John the Baptist, was so completely gay as to be unable to function with women OR had the problem of death-grip masturbation to the point where it impeded his ability to function in non-solo sex, and the miracle of Elizabeth's pregnancy was learning the 2 B.C.E.-era equivalent of the Scrunchie trick.

I wonder

Mar. 30th, 2017 03:16 pm
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
I would like to stop being so fucked-up. Or would I like to just be abnormal, but in good ways?

Hm

Mar. 30th, 2017 03:30 pm
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
You know, if you're going to do a classic 80's He-Man cosplay, the least you can do is put a (very light) hat and robe on a helium balloon and have a squinty Orko follow you around.

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