Feb. 15th, 2017

spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
Jetted tub and Jacuzzi hotel rooms tend to be underwhelming as far as sexytime romance goes and there is a much greater potential for ickiness. Ask about "executive suites" or "club level." If you can find a suite with an actual hot tub, yes, the jets are fun, but it's hard to stop thinking about how many other people have made love in that water. This is actually fine if you trust the hotel to change the filters regularly. Don't stay in this room if you don't know the hotel. Run the hot tub for a bit before you step in, anyway. If your nose starts running because of chemicals, don't even get in there.

If you must have a specific room type on Valentine's Day evening, maybe book between Christmas and New Year's. Better yet, have your Valentine's Day in, where the service people aren't beleaguered by the ravening prove-it hordes, make your reservations for a mutually-convenient day (maybe the anniversary of the day you met?), print it out, and put it in a card, bouquet or other vehicle of coolth.

And get a regular suite and have sex over the couch.
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
I literally motivated myself to get out of bed today by remembering that I have tater tots.

ETA: [munch, munch] Okay, tater tots are pretty great.
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
Okay, so it's not mixed: if things go one way, that's pretty great, and if things go the other way, that's also a good thing.

Found the perfect foundation dress for the Frigga yellow costume (doing okay on the armor plate outfit, too) for $4.99. Fits me beautifully, and I look so tall and glamorous in it (at least, in the mirror... NOT taking a photo and busting that beautiful bubble!). But if I lose weight at the rate I have been, it will be positively tentlike on me by October...
spikethemuffin: (Gardening)
Mine would be significantly lower if you could sweeten the pot by not being made to feel useless by older women with NY/NJ accents who are asking the impossible. Honey bird, you know you wouldn't be talkin' to me if you was connected enough to do what you want.

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