Jan. 25th, 2017

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One of the hotels I book for is offering a Valentine's Day package. It is being advertised online, but not showing in our website. That's a problem. The OTHER problem is that it's identical to their honeymoon package except you get "Love Potion Number Nine" and an "intimacy kit," which has some brand-specific items in it. So although I'm not allowed to TALK to my supervisor or the client about them, I have to find a way to ask my boss "Yo, how do you get 'em to throw in the lube, handcuffs, and vibrating cock rings? And can they sub in vibrating finger cots or flavored dental dams? Asking for a guest."
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